DON'T ASK. JUST PLEASE DON'T ASK.

LET ME EXPLAIN. x'DDD *WILL PUT LINKS FROM THE RP LATEEER* DON'T BE FOOLED. IT'S JUST EVERYDAY STAWS DUCT TAPED TOGETHER.

<sup>This is based from a rp my Fem!Prussia had with and AWESOME America. Bl He broke this old bow of his that they were playing with so he had to hold the two ends together for glue to dry. And when he got thrirsty, Jul was all "WHAT IF I COMBINED A TON OF STRAWS TOGETHER SO YOU CAN GET YOUR COKE."
And Alfred's all, "DO IT DO IT IT'LL BE BADASS!"

So Jul used Alfred's duckt tape and made a gigantic straw. So theeen Jul was going all
"WE SHOULD SELLS THESE ON MY AWESOME BLOG AND THEN WE'LL GET OUR OWN STOREFRONT AND CALL IT.....WONDER STRAWS...! /sparklesparkle"

YES. A store of selling poorly made straws. Yes Jul, because you both totally go bankrupt in the first week or something....Bl

It's hard to suck air though, so Jul kept telling him to suck it. 8D Wonder Straws, not to be confused with Wonder d****. Why did I censor that? Since when do I ever censor? |D

Here are the accounts if you wanna talk to either of them. 8D
Alfred: [link]
Prussia: [link]

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Alfred and Julchen belong to Himaruya!
Wonder Straws belong to....Just Julchen apparently since Alfie doesn't wanna get sued if they don't work. Bl ITS THE BETA STRAW, SHEESH.</sup>